The Weirdest Red Dress H3 is an Austin, Texas chapter of the Hash House Harriers. Our kennel is led by unelected volunteers (mismanagement) who hold a single event: the annual Weirdest Red Dress R*n.
Our MisMan
These are the insane volunteers who handle the WRDH3. None of them was elected by anyone — they literally just volunteered to do this.
Skin Flute Hoot
Grand Mistress
This is the grand b*tch in charge. She came up with the idea of doing a grand ATX event, and now you can blame her for what happens next.
All Shaft
Religious Advisor (RA)
In charge of upholding traditions, blessing the trail, and getting us some good weather to r*n in.
Good Luck F*ck
Cuntstomer Cervix Rep
In charge of web mattressing, general comms, and order muppeting.
Twink of the North
Red Robe Brunch Czar
In charge of our Red Robe Brunch, hates photos (taking and posting) and bios.
Arkansodomy
Hash Unicorn
In charge of adding a little magic to the event, from every possible angle, especially tiny, sparkly short shorts.
MMMM, Head!
Head Coño
What is a Red Dress Run?
A Red Dress R*n (RDR) is a traditional Hash House Harriers event started in San Diego in 1987 by a woman who would come to be known as the Lady in Red. Any r*n can be a red dress, as long as everyone is wearing a red dress. However, most formal RDRs include a charity component and competitions for best dressed.
Who is Leslie?
Leslie is our WRDH3 mascot.
They are a jackelope with batwings wearing a red dress and holding a beer. They represent all that is weird and wonderful about Austin, TX and the WRDH3.